The Ocean In A Paper Cup...

Random things of beauty to me, with the occasional comedy, sex, science, or atheism mixed in.
malformalady:

The Silver Laced Polish Chicken. Primarily bred as show birds, Polish chickens – actually originating from the Netherlands – are known for their extraordinary crested head of feathers and interesting coloured plumage. In the case of the Silver Laced Polish chicken: white with black lacing.

Baysh, I’m Fabulouss!!! ~Eddie

malformalady:

The Silver Laced Polish Chicken. Primarily bred as show birds, Polish chickens – actually originating from the Netherlands – are known for their extraordinary crested head of feathers and interesting coloured plumage. In the case of the Silver Laced Polish chicken: white with black lacing.

Baysh, I’m Fabulouss!!! ~Eddie

arma:
世界初、現代美術界の奇才の大規模個展「会田誠展:天才でごめんなさい」開催 - 18禁部屋も!? - 写真 | ファッションニュース - ファッションプレス
—Reblogging for the SPACE LARVA!! Harrroooooooooooooooooooooo!

arma:

世界初、現代美術界の奇才の大規模個展「会田誠展:天才でごめんなさい」開催 - 18禁部屋も!? - 写真 | ファッションニュース - ファッションプレス

—Reblogging for the SPACE LARVA!! Harrroooooooooooooooooooooo!

(via efterklang)

filmfaerie:

sleepingwithanother:

improficient:

steadyasthe-stars:

m3o-w:

belowjobs:

cuntcore:

his pledge to her.
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random txts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

please

my favorite post

beautiful

perfect
Where the fuck is mine????

now finish it with ” I MUST NOT TELL LIES”.

filmfaerie:

sleepingwithanother:

improficient:

steadyasthe-stars:

m3o-w:

belowjobs:

cuntcore:

his pledge to her.

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random txts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

please

my favorite post

beautiful

perfect

Where the fuck is mine????

now finish it with ” I MUST NOT TELL LIES”.